Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to welcome Cerrot to the thread, as we now shift to the "USB is responsible for everything from ebola to rising rates of teenage syphilis and pregnancy to housing stagflation to drought conditions in California" portion of our program. USB does contain nudity, violence and adult language, and parental guidance is suggested. If you experience heart palpitations, nausea, bloating, unstable vagina or an erection lasting longer than 83 hours please talk to your doctor, as USB may be to blame. Do not use USB before operating heavy machinery. Stay tuned, as following this discussion we will have a specially-edited presentation of "The Omen", in which the little boy Damien has been edited from the film and replaced with a USB cord in a little black suit. You will feel chills and terror when Lee Remick pleads with Gregory Peck, "don't let USB kill me".