All I can say is... If it beeps, leave it at home when you go to the symphony, please! And if you're too deaf to hear your own watch beeping 18 inches away from your ears, stay home, unless your plan from the outset was to ruin my evening.
http://www.chicagotribune.com/features/chi-0501150267jan15,1,1719706.story?ctrack=1&cset=true
http://www.chicagotribune.com/features/chi-0501150267jan15,1,1719706.story?ctrack=1&cset=true