Little red gun next to turntable.

Don't let the threat of a little radiation scare you off. You may wish to consider a Family Radiation Measurement Kit made by Bendix during the Cold War. Mine looks exactly like the one in the picture:

http://cgi.ebay.com/Bendix-family-radiation-measurement-kit-early-1950s_W0QQitemZ200015329103QQcmdZViewItem#ebayphotohosting

I've got both a Zerostat and a Mapleshade Ionoclast.

Anybody want the Ionoclast? It might make a good taser but it's useless for dissipating static buildup on LP's.

Really? I was looking at the Ionoclast...was going to try it. Hmmm.

Really. I'm not recommending it, obviously, but if you want the thing I'll mail it.

The first $5 gets it. That covers packing tape, postage, gas to the post office and a Dunkin' Donuts stop. No higher bids will be accepted! :-)

It's had virtually no use, because it has virtually no use,
Doug

P.S. Mapleshade warns not to use it near sensitive elecronics. I haven't tested that and don't plan to.

The family radaion kit is the coolest thing I've seen all week! Krusty2k, how does it work? Does it make the those neat, yet kreepy ticking noises that the dectors in movies make?