I could cry

You know I think I am blaming the wrong creature. My wife is the one who locked her in there. She was putting my clothes away in that closet. Because of course she gets the closet in our room. I get the spare room closet. Typical. Think I'll have to take it out on her!

Hey, as long as there is someone else to blame, what's the difference?

Hey Scott,

Don't sweat the PETA idiots who can not recognize that you were merely venting. Personally, I found your post, and most of the responses, very funny.

Good luck in replacing all the sleeves!

Humor is the best medicine :) Trust me PETA idiots, I wouldn't hurt a anything. In fact, I even catch and release my fish

The cat will scratch less after a few spins on your record cleaning machine.