I'm a 41 year old male and recently led an expedition to the Majal region in north-eastern Tibet in search of the near-extinct 3-toed albino mountain lion. The expedition was abandoned after the team doctor was savagely attacked by a wounded Sherpa who had previously left the team to make a solo attempt at scaling Tibet's 5th highest peak Mt. Kanburo. The wounded Sherpa unfortunately failed in his attempt at scaling Mt. Kanburo due to navigation errors, and was last seen operating the gherkin slicing machine at Macdonalds, Katmandu.
Being a native Brit, I once represented England in the International Break Dancing Championships in which I came 83rd. Break Dancing has been a passion of mine, but since gaining 86 LBs after training for the Wisconsin State Hot Dog eating championships, I've been somewhat unable to continue with that particular passion.
I was a recent contestant on the TV show 'Stars in their Eyes' in which I made an acclaimed impersonation of Frank Cannon, the popular TV detective from the 70's. 2 weeks after my appearance I was offered a 12 week run at the Sands Casino, Las Vegas which I reluctantly refused as I'm back in training for the September International Hot Dog eating championship, to be held in Norway.
I have also worked as a stunt man in my spare time. I recently featured in the hit movie Mission Impossible 2 in which I can be seen leaping from a 3 storey building. Unfortunately, I missed the airbag and broke both ankles on impact. I tried to claim off the insurance but was told I didn't have a leg to stand on.
Other interests include professional wine tasting for two major vineyards in the Nappa Valley. I once tasted 6 vintage Cabernet's that were all featured on the cover of Wine Premiere. I'm also fluent in a number of languages.
In August last year, my pet Vietnamese Pot-Bellied Pig Amy, suffered an unprovoked attack by a vicious car park attendant at Six Flags amusement park just outside of Chicago. Generally considered kind and passionate, Amy retaliated and on arrival at the scene, paramedics determined there was nothing they could do to save the car park attendant. Amy has made a full physical recovery but is receiving ongoing psychiatric treatment to deal with the trauma of this terrible incident.
Audio has been a hobby of mine since I cashed my Father's life insurance policy in 1984, and invested wisely in a pair of Goodman's speakers and a cassette deck. My Father still has the speakers to this day, and they have been used for a variety of purposes including props in the popular movie 'As Good As It Get's, starring Jack Nicholson and Helen Hunt.
I make all my own dresses.
Being a native Brit, I once represented England in the International Break Dancing Championships in which I came 83rd. Break Dancing has been a passion of mine, but since gaining 86 LBs after training for the Wisconsin State Hot Dog eating championships, I've been somewhat unable to continue with that particular passion.
I was a recent contestant on the TV show 'Stars in their Eyes' in which I made an acclaimed impersonation of Frank Cannon, the popular TV detective from the 70's. 2 weeks after my appearance I was offered a 12 week run at the Sands Casino, Las Vegas which I reluctantly refused as I'm back in training for the September International Hot Dog eating championship, to be held in Norway.
I have also worked as a stunt man in my spare time. I recently featured in the hit movie Mission Impossible 2 in which I can be seen leaping from a 3 storey building. Unfortunately, I missed the airbag and broke both ankles on impact. I tried to claim off the insurance but was told I didn't have a leg to stand on.
Other interests include professional wine tasting for two major vineyards in the Nappa Valley. I once tasted 6 vintage Cabernet's that were all featured on the cover of Wine Premiere. I'm also fluent in a number of languages.
In August last year, my pet Vietnamese Pot-Bellied Pig Amy, suffered an unprovoked attack by a vicious car park attendant at Six Flags amusement park just outside of Chicago. Generally considered kind and passionate, Amy retaliated and on arrival at the scene, paramedics determined there was nothing they could do to save the car park attendant. Amy has made a full physical recovery but is receiving ongoing psychiatric treatment to deal with the trauma of this terrible incident.
Audio has been a hobby of mine since I cashed my Father's life insurance policy in 1984, and invested wisely in a pair of Goodman's speakers and a cassette deck. My Father still has the speakers to this day, and they have been used for a variety of purposes including props in the popular movie 'As Good As It Get's, starring Jack Nicholson and Helen Hunt.
I make all my own dresses.
