You know you're an audiophile if--

you believe that accuracy is the pinnacle of sonic excellence and enjoy suffering the sound of a pooor quality recording because you believe it is indicative of a high quality audio system.

if you admit to being an audiophile you need therapy--audiophilia pathologica.

You audition an amplifier that your really love and it sounds better than all the others but you decide against it because it is not expensive enough. You end up buying the next best sounding one that costs a lot more.

...you have a pair of interconnects or phono cartridge that cost more than your car.

You know that BYBEE BULLETS don't go in a gun!!