You know you're an audiophile if--


You just got a pair of speakers you can barely move yourself (inverse proportionality with age probably too)

The first house you bought cost less than your current stereo investment (ditto)

You have boxes of cables with which you don't know what to do
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Your guest room closet is a holding place for what you call the "emergency back up stereo" cuz you are too lazy to put all the stuff you've replaced up for sale.
....... it's Friday night and you're adding to or reading a "you know you're an audiophile if...." on Audiogon.
You're on a first name basis with the UPS deliveryman.

You have a secret bank account that your significant other doesn't know about.