You know you're an audiophile if--

besides your main 2 channel system, you have a 5.1 in the living room, and NAD/Athena system in your wife's office and wake up to a JBL clock radio. Then you buy a 2nd home and put a nice stereo in one bedroom, and some nice little Kef's under the TV.

"You buy an album and clean, then play, the sides in numerical order."

Actually, probably just buying an album alone these days qualifies you but, yes, the cleaning and playing parts are likely then as well.

Also, if you actually spend time reading a thread called "You know you're an audiphile if-"....

You put the record back in the sleeve/cover with side A facing forward.

If your current sound system is larger than the first house you bought.

If you have a car audio system that you realize is not even going to fit in your car.

As the number of coins in your coin jar grow you think you're getting close to 1/4 the cost of a new power cord.