You know you're an audiophile if--

Re: theDuke's comment regarding giving your old receiver to your girlfriend ...
My girlfriend has 2 of mine! We keep the Pioneer SX 950 in the bedroom and in the living room is her/our's Marantz 2252b. The Marantz is hooked up to a pair of Meadowlark Kestrells. Pretty damn good!

....if while unboxing your latest purchase you think about the ad you will write later.

If you're pretty sure your system actually sounds worse than it did last week. And you remember thinking the same thing last week.

Geoffkait, you're hitting awfully close to home-LOL .

..if you know you've finally got your system dialed, everything is firing on all cylinders, you've never been happier in your life, and you get to thinking...