You know you're an audiophile if--


You just got a pair of speakers you can barely move yourself (inverse proportionality with age probably too)

The first house you bought cost less than your current stereo investment (ditto)

You have boxes of cables with which you don't know what to do
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You pay extra for an amp with no remote because, well, there is less circuitry in there to pollute the darn sound.
...if you hear a System which sounds like the real thing, but deny the impressions because it is not expensive enough...
...if you find yourself awakening and not remembering the last 4 cuts.

Nonoise - that is hilarious! That happens to me on occasion but was embarrassed to post. Glad you had the courage. ;^)
Syntax, from what I've seen, your post is both absolutely
true and succinct !