Now wait a minute, over 20 posts and no one mentions Bored of the Rings???
For those of you fortunate enough to have spent your time doing anything else, say lancing boils at the old folks home, allow me to summarize: uninspired dialogue, swordfight with cartoon monster, change of venue; uninspired dialogue, swordfight with cartoon monster, change of venue; uninspired dialogue, swordfight with cartoon monster, change of venue; uninspired dialogue, swordfight with cartoon monster, change of .....
Now, in fairness, the filmakers did toss in a few swordfights with DIFFERENT monsters in the SAME venue, just to keep the dim bulbs guessing. And technically the animation was good, but who gives a rats ass? I don't enjoy books because they are well bound.
Best moment? Mercifully, even $100M runs out and the film does eventually end, at which point some nerf ball stands up and starts clapping, to which there was a collective groan and everyone, head down in a mind numbing daze, shuffles their way out of the theater, trying to remember their name and regretting that they had not stayed home and reorganized photo albums.
I LOVED the ending.