Party At Albertporter s

Sssssshhhh! Everyone is bombed out and sleeping...on the floor, the Roomtunes are being doubled as mattresses and pillows, and Detlof has his back to the wall, as usual. Albert is repeating over and over, "those damn Canadians and their bacon!"

as Carl and David99 are hog tied and having Last Record Preservative being slowly dripped into their eyes by cornefedboy.The screams are deafening.

Albert had lied about providing body guards for them.

I just had a nightmare that as Carl & David99 are hog-tied, Cornfedboy had Klipsch horn tweeters placed next to Carl's ears, blasting a prose reading of "Diamond x3" thread into Carl's ears! Thank goodness I woke up before anything more banal happened!!

Cool! Who's asleep between the sofa and "The Wall" only to be discovered days later?