song title that is memorable


"Alligator, do not stop on tracks" from the Grateful Deads's 2nd lp has always been one of my favorite song titles. it always struck me as humourous (and unlikely), and represented a song on which they stretched musically.
anyone else have any titles that have proven memorable to them?
tagyerit
Eddaytona: That is a song by The Dickies aka "The Incredible Shrinking Dickies".

Since we are wandering down that lane, i'll add a few of the tamer ones that i can remember:

"You drive me ape, you big gorilla" by the Dickies

"Bring on the nubiles" and "Nice & Sleazy" by the Stranglers

"Love comes in spurts" by Richard Hell & the Voidoids

"Your love is like a nuclear waste" by Tuff Darts

"Jocko Homo" by Devo

"(I'm lookin thru) Gary Gilmore's Eyes" by the Adverts

And if you are wondering, yes, i was a very disturbed youth : ) Sean
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Unlikely phrase: "whistle thru your teeth & spit" (G-Dead). "My piano has been drinking (not me)" T. Waits
"She'd Rather Be Homeless Than Here at Home With Me" and "Ain't Too Old to Cut the Mustard, Jus' Too Tired to Spread it Around", a pair of Shel Silverstein tunes from the Old Dogs album. Sang these at our choir's pops concert last month, brought down the house. A lot of great titles in country music.