1 million dollar speaker made by Kharma

I listened to this system in my friend's greek archipelago. The speakers are positioned in the center of the isle, slightly toed-in for greater effect. They are driven by a 2,000 MW gas-fired electric plant, and the front end is Luciano Pavarotti, who is chained to a rock and fed 10 lbs of fetuccine every day. I don't know about high frequency accuracy but last time he hit the first high C in La Donna e Mobile two of my friend's oil tankers were sunk. The midrange is clear and transparent all the way to Egypt's coast, hundreds of miles away. Just don't ask me about time coherence in those cases. Finally, the bass is unbelievable. As proof, the other day a 27 hz note hit by Pavarotti caused a minor earthquake in Crete. It is unclear whether such a lowbass note was included in the score or was caused by excessive sauce in the fettucine.

Actually, there's a picture of it on the website. Imposing, to say the least. If you look closely, you'll see the Bose Acoustimass system hidden around it, which Bose dealers use to demonstrate the BIG sound of their systems.

I auditioned the Kharmas at my friend's palace in the Arab Emirates. He had a dedicated listening theatre. They were absolutely stunning. One of his slaves initially had them set up wrong, so we had him executed. I couldn't get a center listening seat because all of them were taken up by his 133 wives, but it seemed that the imaging, depth of field, dynamics, realistic image size was without peer. It also seemed like the sound was slightly more rich and harmonic with my head tilted back while being fed grapes by a concubine. Later, I heard his home theatre system, which has five Kharmas...each wall was a speaker, plus the ceiling. When we played The Terminator on his DVD, I could feel the cold steel of Arnold's robotic grip around my throat!! We were completely affixed to the realism of the acoustic environment coupled with the sharpness and detail of the IMAX sized screen, until a slave interrupted us. So we had him executed. Now it was time to try SACD through the two channel system. OH MY GOD!!! The detail, the realism, the astonishing sense of "you are there"!!! I was walking between performers and shaking hands. I even helped Kenny G play his Sax, and had sex with Sade! Don't try this on your Linn Tukans! This is a true to life, visceral, 3D experience. After we had completed our audition, my friend decided to purchase the whole system. When the Kharma team who came with the speakers to assist in set-up handed him the bill, is was more than he could afford....so he had them executed. Kept the speakers, though.

Gotta say reading this thread sure lightened up my day. Sorry Lotuss4, but Monica should have realized that there could be serious consequences for having an affair with the President. Also, the 50's fall out shelter may not be a bad thing to have depending on how the Florida recount goes.

LOL Joe very funny!!!!