Can Someone Help the Idiot Out?

Excellent advice, Violaguy!

Aggielaw, Since your having Left/Right Hand & Foot issues, try this prior to connecting any interconnects, & speaker cables.

Ready To Hokey Pokey??? Then hit this link......

http://www.niehs.nih.gov/kids/lyrics/hokey.htm

You put your right foot in,
You put your right foot out;
You put your right foot in,
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey-Pokey,
And you turn yourself around.
That's what it's all about!

You put your left foot in,
You put your left foot out;
You put your left foot in,
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey-Pokey,
And you turn yourself around.
That's what it's all about!

You put your right hand in,
You put your right hand out;
You put your right hand in,
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey-Pokey,
And you turn yourself around.
That's what it's all about!

You put your left hand in,
You put your left hand out;
You put your left hand in,
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey-Pokey,
And you turn yourself around.
That's what it's all about!

You put your right side in,
You put your right side out;
You put your right side in,
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey-Pokey,
And you turn yourself around.
That's what it's all about!

You put your left side in,
You put your left side out;
You put your left side in,
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey-Pokey,
And you turn yourself around.
That's what it's all about!

You know it's funny many years ago I used to have to put on this Ray Coniff album---to verify the correct ch. On the jacket it said --like the girl singers come from the right ch and the guys came from the left. I had to revert to that album many times.--Jeez,look how far I've come.

"What if the hokey-pokey is really what it's all about?"