Cleaning lady and vacuum

I get it...my butler sometimes puts my cufflinks back in the wrong order after polishing them...insane. The housekeeper has been told dozens of times to gather the staff together and train them to work around the hifi, and I caught one upstairs maid dusting while wearing a wrinkled uniform! I nearly dropped my Pimms Cup...

Have the dancing girls keep an eye on the cleaning staff.

Problem solved.

You guys get dancing girls and butlers? All I can afford is a cleaning lady.

I seem to be the only audiophile without a cleaning woman. My wife and I do not have one and will never have one.

Sound Anchor Cradle Base Stands - see picture. Improves stability by increasing the footprint area and mass, and lowering the center of gravity, plus foils aggressive cleaning ladies.