Cleaning lady and vacuum

My cleaning lady leaves the hood on one of my OHM 100s ajar every time. Nice lady. But please don't mess with my OHMs!

Some things are best left cleaned personally, dont'cha think?

I get it...my butler sometimes puts my cufflinks back in the wrong order after polishing them...insane. The housekeeper has been told dozens of times to gather the staff together and train them to work around the hifi, and I caught one upstairs maid dusting while wearing a wrinkled uniform! I nearly dropped my Pimms Cup...

Have the dancing girls keep an eye on the cleaning staff.

Problem solved.

You guys get dancing girls and butlers? All I can afford is a cleaning lady.

I seem to be the only audiophile without a cleaning woman. My wife and I do not have one and will never have one.