Where do audiophiles retire?

I'm considering Chattanooga, TN area.
Why?
Because It is 12 hours or less from almost every major city
west of the Rockies (excluding, unfortunately, Minneapolis/St. Paul).
Why is this important for Mr. Audiophile?
Because he can travel to many, many equipment demos at
audio dealers (assuming there are any in the future).
This should keep me busy.
Also, the city Fathers and Mothers have thoughtfully
wired the entire city with fiber optics making for dy-no-mite internet speeds (remember, downloads are the future).
Finally, TN is an income-tax-free state (but does have 9% sales tax -even on food).

"Where do audiophiles retire?"

Its a trick question. Audiophiles can't retire. They spend all of their money on gear. Nothing left over for retirement.

In the sweet spot, of course:)

Someday I'll get out of the overpopulated US and retire in Ireland or Scotland.