Machina Dynamica

"but I have a sneaking suspicion if the Real Scientists ever got wind of the Teleportation Tweak they would laugh so hard milk would squirt out of their noses"

You got a point there, judge!

You can buy a clock for $200 for super dooper fidelity. No, not a word clock,
an actual clock:
If this looks like a $10 Timex clock with a red sticker on it, that’s because it
is. Oh all right then, it’s not, it’s Machina Dynamica’s Clever Little Clock. How
clever? Clever enough to sell for $199 a piece. How can they justify this
2000% price increase? Why, because it’s been “extensively modified”, of
course. According to his website, Geoff Kait is able to do this using “concepts
and techniques originally developed by PWB Electronics“. Most likely, this
means the technique of buying something that costs very little money (e.g. a
crocodile clip) and selling it for very much money (e.g. £500).

But what does it do? Everything!
Remove the Clock from its clear bubble pack and place it anywhere in the
listening room. The sound will be considerably more musical and live
sounding. There will be less distortion, more information and a deep,
coherent soundstage. Low frequencies will be articulate, extended and
dynamic, high frequencies exceptionally smooth with phenomenal inner
detail. In other words, More of Everything!! Found this online

More stuff onlineJust incase you dont know the word an Audiophile is someone that obsesses over the sound quality of their stereo system, usually starting off by improving the large components like amplifiers and speakers and then eventually becoming so obsessive that they will spend ridiculous amounts of money on things that make very little or absolutly no difference at all to sound quality.

The companies that sell the usually back up their products with ridiculously convoluted semi scientific explanations of how they work and how effective they are.

Here are a few of my favourites I wanted to share with you, All from the same company www.machinadynamica.com...

Blue Meanies
Machina Dynamica's latest product, Codename Blue Meanies, is a set of 4 adhesive-backed 3/4" blue dots that are attached to the walls of the listening room, one dot per wall. If there are only three walls in the room, two blue dots should be placed on one of the walls. Codename Green Meanies are now available for the ceiling of the listening room, one or more per ceiling

Yours for the very reasonable price of $99 and if sticking 4 blue dots to your wall doesnt quite make your stereo sound good enough then they also do Green ones for $100

Top Banana

It might look like some yellow paper that you stick to the inside of your dvd tray, but it isn't that simple. Actually its a $64 bit of yellow paper you stick to the inside of your dvd tray

Brilliant Pebbles
A truly marvellous bit of nonsense described as follows
Brilliant Pebbles addresses specific resonance control and RFI/EMI absorption problems associated with audio electronics, speakers and cables, as well as acoustic wave problems associated with the listening room boundaries and the 3-dimensional space within the boundaries. Brilliant Pebbles comprises a number of precious and semi-precious stones (crystals) selected for their effectiveness. The original glass bottles for Brilliant Pebbles have been replaced by clear zip lock bags, which have a more linear response than glass.


The price? $39-$160
Im speechless

Found online always got a huge kick out of his gear.

The "clever little clock" is hilarious. It's a normal little battery powered digital clock with a...dolls eye or something similar on it.

There is also this "phone hack" he sells. You give him his number and he calls you, you pick up your phone and he does something on his end to improve the sound of your system.

At least, that's what I recall. I'll have to check the link again. It's been a while...

Brand New Product!! - CD Re-Animator

Machina Dynamica's CD Re-Animator Multicolor Stroboscopic Light Gun

Machina Dynamica's amazing new product - the CD Re-Animator - a palm size Multicolor, Multibeam stroboscopic Light Gun. The CD Re-Animator is a highly modified, battery-powered 12 LED light gun that permanently upgrades CDs, DVDs, SACDs or Blu Ray discs. The CD is upgraded by selecting MODE 1 of the CD Re-Animator and placing it directly over the data side of the CD for 3 minutes. MODE 1 sequentially fires Red, Green and Blue LEDs. Batteries included. Price $179