Clever Little Clock - high-end audio insanity?

Albertporter,I have a pair of speakers from many years ago called Realistic,found them in the junk pile on garbage day.They sound just like 10 foot bose.E-mail and I will ship them for a nominal fee.

You guys must really be bored!

Elizabeth, your initiative to assist with 'Faith-based Audiophilia' is very laudable. Pray-for-sound is truly the same as putting your astral self in
touch with the cosmic weltgeist predicated through WMC.
In fact, I will here announce that I will refill any of your pray-for-sound Clever Little Bottles (CLB) through the pan-dymensional transferrance of WMC
for only $299 USD (+ shipping and handling, that is). And your customers won't even have to ship me their bottles for refill. I'll do everything through Astral subtle fluid superdynamics. completely safe, completely wireless.

I think I hear Chuck Barris coming with the gong....

Slipknot, I protest! Chuck Barris has no credibility. His gong is far below audiophile grade. . . besides he admitted in his unauthorized autobiography of having anti-audiophilic leanings.