Clever Little Clock - high-end audio insanity?

Elizabeth, your initiative to assist with 'Faith-based Audiophilia' is very laudable. Pray-for-sound is truly the same as putting your astral self in
touch with the cosmic weltgeist predicated through WMC.
In fact, I will here announce that I will refill any of your pray-for-sound Clever Little Bottles (CLB) through the pan-dymensional transferrance of WMC
for only $299 USD (+ shipping and handling, that is). And your customers won't even have to ship me their bottles for refill. I'll do everything through Astral subtle fluid superdynamics. completely safe, completely wireless.

I think I hear Chuck Barris coming with the gong....

Slipknot, I protest! Chuck Barris has no credibility. His gong is far below audiophile grade. . . besides he admitted in his unauthorized autobiography of having anti-audiophilic leanings.

Guidocorona, LOL! However, it is well known that Mr. Barris is in possesion of the Gong of Teng-Boche, thought to be one of the Stargate Temporal Displacement Portals made famous in film and television. While I would agree with you re: Barris' documented audiophobia, his choice of gongage leads one to believe that he may be one of the enlightened ones.

hrrrrumpf, he also stated in his own unauthorized memoirs that he may have been a sanctioner for a domestic intelligence agency that shall remain nameless in this thread. There are rampant rumors that some of the sanctionees were closet audiophiles. . . and these suffering people were processed before audiolib could restore humane dignity to them. No credibility I tell you!