Clever Little Clock - high-end audio insanity?

You guys must really be bored!

Elizabeth, your initiative to assist with 'Faith-based Audiophilia' is very laudable. Pray-for-sound is truly the same as putting your astral self in
touch with the cosmic weltgeist predicated through WMC.
In fact, I will here announce that I will refill any of your pray-for-sound Clever Little Bottles (CLB) through the pan-dymensional transferrance of WMC
for only $299 USD (+ shipping and handling, that is). And your customers won't even have to ship me their bottles for refill. I'll do everything through Astral subtle fluid superdynamics. completely safe, completely wireless.

I think I hear Chuck Barris coming with the gong....

Slipknot, I protest! Chuck Barris has no credibility. His gong is far below audiophile grade. . . besides he admitted in his unauthorized autobiography of having anti-audiophilic leanings.

Guidocorona, LOL! However, it is well known that Mr. Barris is in possesion of the Gong of Teng-Boche, thought to be one of the Stargate Temporal Displacement Portals made famous in film and television. While I would agree with you re: Barris' documented audiophobia, his choice of gongage leads one to believe that he may be one of the enlightened ones.