Clever Little Clock - high-end audio insanity?

I think I hear Chuck Barris coming with the gong....

Slipknot, I protest! Chuck Barris has no credibility. His gong is far below audiophile grade. . . besides he admitted in his unauthorized autobiography of having anti-audiophilic leanings.

Guidocorona, LOL! However, it is well known that Mr. Barris is in possesion of the Gong of Teng-Boche, thought to be one of the Stargate Temporal Displacement Portals made famous in film and television. While I would agree with you re: Barris' documented audiophobia, his choice of gongage leads one to believe that he may be one of the enlightened ones.

hrrrrumpf, he also stated in his own unauthorized memoirs that he may have been a sanctioner for a domestic intelligence agency that shall remain nameless in this thread. There are rampant rumors that some of the sanctionees were closet audiophiles. . . and these suffering people were processed before audiolib could restore humane dignity to them. No credibility I tell you!

Hmmm, methinks thou dost protest too much. I remember when this "memoir" you refer to was published. I remember hearing about the shocking revelations revealed that may or may not have ocurred. I would ask you then: If the enlightened Mr. Barris has no credibility, how is it that you have managed to obtain so many details on his life and career? Could it be that you yourself were a sanctioner for this nameless intelligence agency? Or, is it that you are one of the remaining embittered sanctionees? Reveal yourself, sir!! If you dare...