08-26-08: Rubber
"Honey, this gadget will make all the electrons in the house flow straighter and thus improve our love life."
My wife does not want to hear that! She'd rather hear me say that this new amp will replace my desire for intimacy.
Sheesh, don't you young folks have any idea how many women's lives have been ruined by Viagra???
Unfortunately, you will find out...
Cheers,
John