King of the one liners

If you guys and gals care to participate, this can't help but be a fun thread. I'll start with a joke: An Irishman walks out of a bar... That's it.

csontos09-27-2012 3:23pm

almarg Details Discussions Posts This discussion Message User 9,670 posts 12-14-2012 at 02:48pm Copy Comment URL Report Comment Edit Delete My favorite statement ever from a political campaign. George Romney, while campaigning in 1968 for the Republican nomination for President of the United States: I didn't say I didn't say it. I said that I didn't say that I said it. I want to make that very clear. :-) Regards, -- Al
mrmitch Details Discussions Posts This discussion Message User 359 posts 12-16-2012 at 09:34pm Copy Comment URL Report Comment Edit Delete A baby seal walks into a club.........
gpgr4blu Details Discussions Posts This discussion Message User 1,094 posts 12-17-2012 at 03:16am Copy Comment URL Report Comment Edit Delete 2 peanuts are walking down the street. One's a salted. Horse walks into a bar. Bartender asks: Why the long face?
mateored Details Discussions Posts This discussion Message User 258 posts 12-17-2012 at 04:04am Copy Comment URL Report Comment Edit Delete 2 guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One says, "Dam!"
jafant Details Discussions Posts This discussion Message User 19,953 posts 12-18-2012 at 02:07pm Copy Comment URL Report Comment Edit Delete OP, ...and into the bar next door...