New Product......Intelligent Box

Say again Beavis?

I know the reviewers were on bad acid at the time. I had the same thoughts but then I awoke and realised I'm an idiot too!

I'll be offering an "Intelligent Perch" coming up real soon. The "Intelligent Perch" takes advantage of the same quantum material that Kait uses for his Intelligent Box to enhance your listening experience from the inside out. Look for it at your local high-end retailer alongside the Original Perch™, or as a DIY kit in the housewares section of Wal-Mart.

Marco

There ought to be a law.

Dr. Marja and Dr. Henk? Christ, they'll give a degree to *anyone* in Holland! I know when I see their names at the top of a review, it's time to strap on the hip waders, the bullshit will flow deep and freely.

And did you read the part at the end:
"This theory (that the 10 silver dots are only cosmetic) can be easily proven by cutting the Intelligent card in half and using the half without silver dots. The half without the silver dots will work equally as well as the half with the silver dots, eliminating the theory that the silver dots on the card have any function."

So, cut your card in half and double your fun! However, methinks a plain old, expired credit card would produce the same benefit - none.

Oh look, another minute passed, another sucker born...

-RW-