How about the honest approach...
For sale - top quality, perfect condition widget. I bought this cheap sounding piece of garbage that got rave reviews in the magazines and web postings. I can not believe the noise that is now coming out of my listening room. My dog has asked for transfer to the neighbors house, my cat is spending more time chasing rodents around the yard, my kids have started asking if they can go to the library to do their homework and my wife has banished me to continue shopping and spending money on audio equipment until I find and solve the problem component. All the while she Knows she's hanging with guy down the street who was smart enough to take up a hobby that didn't require that he lock himself in a closet and read web postings until sun up on how to get more base, a silky mid range and a sweet top end from a sytem he worked a whole year to pay for...
Just my opinion.
For sale - top quality, perfect condition widget. I bought this cheap sounding piece of garbage that got rave reviews in the magazines and web postings. I can not believe the noise that is now coming out of my listening room. My dog has asked for transfer to the neighbors house, my cat is spending more time chasing rodents around the yard, my kids have started asking if they can go to the library to do their homework and my wife has banished me to continue shopping and spending money on audio equipment until I find and solve the problem component. All the while she Knows she's hanging with guy down the street who was smart enough to take up a hobby that didn't require that he lock himself in a closet and read web postings until sun up on how to get more base, a silky mid range and a sweet top end from a sytem he worked a whole year to pay for...
Just my opinion.