You mean someone buys this stuff?


How do you get this past your significant other?
https://www.audiowood.com/shop/sit-and-spin-coffee-tableturntable

Check out the other offerings. Who buys this $%t?  I'll be nice.

Initally, I thought it was a goof. How about a brick, or those speakers? The proprietor is definitely a risk taker.
tablejockey
When not spinning your vinyl you can use it serve the guests munchies like a conventional "lazy susan." Win win.
I own six turntables...I can swap one out for another and the wife says nothing....lol. she has no idea I guess...she did notice the speakers...they are gargantuan stand mounters...
Perfect album for those alien looking speakers. The Rise And Fall Of Ziggy Stardust And The Spiders From Mars.
"El Chunko" looks quite solid.
https://www.audiowood.com/shop/el-chunko

Keeping inline with the mass loading camp. Perhaps there is a discount at checkout if you provide your  contractor license #?

Yup, someone somewhere will sometime buy this 'stuff', much like the 'floating platter' TT and things beyond the rational regards of the readers here...

An ad for 'conformable ear buds'....You remove the ear bud itself, heat the ear piece itself, stick it into your ears, and wait for them to cool.

How hot?  Wasn't specific on that detail....
If you needed restraint in the molding phase, likely too hot...*G*