Your not a serious audiophile I'd you have??????

You are not if you haven't figure out the difference between PCL and DSD.
you are not if your software Music doesn't have a second backup copy.
if you are not playing from NAS.
if you don't have  separate component for each stage.. better if you have multiple components for each stage ;).
if you don't spend time looking at new listing on audiogon..

You're not a serious audiophile if you never took advantage of a sensitive moment to buy something - I told my wife that I was negotiating a new pair of speakers the day my first kid was born. There she was holding the baby with tears of pain and joy and I just told her "Honey, I found a real good bargain, the speakers I've been talking about for almost half price. I'm ordering them later today! ... Our baby is sooo cute!"

,,,if you don't have a large income  ;-)

You are not a serious audiophile unless you have at least $1000 worth of tweaks you previously scoffed at.

You're not an audiophile unless you have one of each type of component as a back up....