Your not a serious audiophile I'd you have??????

,,,if you don't have a large income  ;-)

You are not a serious audiophile unless you have at least $1000 worth of tweaks you previously scoffed at.

You're not an audiophile unless you have one of each type of component as a back up....

Definitely not serious if you have more than 20 'audiophile' songs on regular rotation. When you go to your buddy's house you insist on playing only the same songs then you pause the music and discuss equipment for 3 hours or until you finally notice he's nodded off. True story!!!

. . . If you haven't dimpled you're nice wood floor to allow you to maintain speaker placement.