Ten audiophile commandments

Oh no, no farm animals.
Swampwalker, what is he talking about?
In any case, I suspect that police officers are not quite prepared for many kinds of audiophile sophistication.

Thou shall not consider hip-hop/techno admissible forms of music.

Thou shall not listen past 100db.

Thou shall not listen to any powercord included with a component.

Thou shall tweek.

Though shall proselytize others in the way of audiophilia.

There is only 1 Mark Levinson.

1) Have fun.
2) Enjoy the camaraderie of fellow audiophiles.

My first commandment would be: When in doubt, check the Gon. :D