Why I am Selling


To all of those nice people good enough to e-mail me and ask why I am selling:

It's not so much the noxious clouds of smoke or the neutron-glow, although in combination the two seem to have killed our house plants; it may a little more be the gamma rays. The neighbor claims the ray killed his dog, but I don't believe it. After it warms up, the zapping and crackling sounds can barely be heard, and the ozone smell subsides after a few days -- the fact that the street lights no longer dim is, I am sure, pure coincidence, as are the thwump!-ing sounds coming from the loudspeakers. Much like the crackle and pop of vinyl, you can hear the pure music right through these little noises. No, I am selling it because I found something only slightly better -- and, given that I had to pay 200 times as much to get it, I suggest you buy mine right now! (Please allow a week after the auction closes for the unit to return to room temperature).
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On my last date with Scully from xfiles she fell asleep during the 4th playing of the Goldberg Variations trying to hear the bleed thru of the orchestra in the right channel ( or was it the left) when 2 greys walks into my home through the wall; they looked closely at my system and then back to me. At the same time they both held up one glowing finger (Spielberg was right!) and then made a pushing motion forward till their arms returned to their side. They disappeared but I could still hear the reverberation of their voices long than ever heard reverb in my system. They were gesturing for me to get single end tubes! Oh and Scully woke up, didn't believe my story and said the stereo was ugly get something new.......
How about the honest approach...

For sale - top quality, perfect condition widget. I bought this cheap sounding piece of garbage that got rave reviews in the magazines and web postings. I can not believe the noise that is now coming out of my listening room. My dog has asked for transfer to the neighbors house, my cat is spending more time chasing rodents around the yard, my kids have started asking if they can go to the library to do their homework and my wife has banished me to continue shopping and spending money on audio equipment until I find and solve the problem component. All the while she Knows she's hanging with guy down the street who was smart enough to take up a hobby that didn't require that he lock himself in a closet and read web postings until sun up on how to get more base, a silky mid range and a sweet top end from a sytem he worked a whole year to pay for...

Just my opinion.
The dealer who I just visited with told me his was better than mine, and we all know that the dealer who has been in business for twenty plus years has heard it all, so his opinion being so valuable to me, and I turst him very much, I am selling mine to buy his. StereoPlus Magazine rated it A +++ (new category necessary) and the measurements were unbelievable (on their thirty year old vintage volt meter battery operated not that noisy AC crap). Plus the dealer is giving me twenty-five cents on the dollar trade in value for this old piece of garbage (I mean mint condition unit, only ratd 8/10 by Agon standards, no scratches unless you look underneath) for his list price, best of the best, brandy new, state of the art, top of the line component. I just gotta have it! Really!!!

So, what else would you like to know about it? Also sounds wonderfull when it is working, whcih is most of the time.

I accept cash only, please mail it to me FedEx overnight mail to my PO Box address, Mars. I will be sure to ship it the same day by pony express.

Any other questions?? Oh BTW, I am in the process of moving and my phone is disconnected.