The sign said 'no long hairs need apply'. So I tucked my hair up under my hat and went in to ask him why.
He said 'you look like a fine upstanding young man, I think
you'll do. So I took off my hat and said' imagine that...me working for you!'
He said 'you look like a fine upstanding young man, I think
you'll do. So I took off my hat and said' imagine that...me working for you!'