This post reminds me of the popular sitcom 'Father Ted', where 3 Catholic priests share a parish on Craggy Island. One of them (Father Jack) is a hardened alcoholic who has been known to drink brake fluid, floor polish and cough medicine, basically anything he can get his hands on.
Anyone remember 'Thunderbird' wine?
Nowadays I enjoy anything non liquor based, wine, sherry and the occasional beer.
Rooze