Who's got the best user name?

The other day I was out on

fishpatrol

on

Lakefrontroad

when I ran across a

Garfish

Having never seen one of these except in books, I telephoned

Swampwalker

to see if he could help me out.

The weather had been so cold I brought along a bottle of

Springbok10

to sip on, as well as a few strips of salted jerky made from

Bear

Unfortunately, the moment we unwrapped the jerky, a

Doodledog

and a

Rombullterrier

attacked, devouring the jerky and we had nothing to eat.

By now we were so hungry we were

Slappy

even though salted Jerky and scotch can cause tooth

Dekay

even if you don't snack until your

Wellfed

Yes, we felt pretty much

Clueless

not having not anticipated the dog attack or the weather as we noticed the sky turning

Ultraviolet

We realized we were in dire need of rescue, so we put in a call to

Subaruguru

and Arnie showed up with his favorite sport utility to save us.

We piled in and stuck the IPod on the

Musicdoc

and began to

tubegroove

the best we could with transistors and

Onhwy61

we headed, eager to return to my

Grandpad

Watch out!! I yelled to

Subaruguru

as he swerved violently to avoid hitting a

Redkiwi

who was strolling casually across the raod. We heard two loud

Pops

and two of our tires were blown.

Not having two spare's and wondering what to do, a truck passed by with the the name

Tireguy

painted on the side. With a bit of

cash

we had two new tires and with

Jax2

managed to raise the sport utility enough to begin.

When I used

4yanx

with a

Screwdriver

to remove the hubcaps, the

Lugnut

went flying down the embankment. Luckily I had a rope and using

Slipknot1

and two, lowered myself down within easy reach. Unfortunately they were resting on a huge

Dogpile

Poorguy

everyone was saying, what will he do? Knowing

Tireguy

would charge us

Restock

and there was no other way, must be the adult rather than

The_kid

so I held my nose and grabbed the needed parts.

Being the

Perfectionist

I handed the parts only after cleaning them,

Suits_me

said

Tireguy

I don't work with shitty parts.

Anyway, all is well that ends well. I was glad to get home to

Elizabeth

and my favorite bird,

Fatparrot

classic Albert...classic!

Wow, even the grand masters of audiophiles have hidden writing talents. And I thought they were simply busy cryo'ing their next batch of wall outlets.

Damn Albert- that won't be topped!

Awesome, Albert!