Who's got the best user name?

Searching through my old threads, I came upon 'Gumbydammit'.
How could I have forgotten that one?

Albert, I just ran across this thread and you've got my eyes watering with laughter. Fantastic!

I'd vote for "Clueless" -- it's a name I can relate to more often than not ;-) Special mention to Brainwater and Gumbydammit.

Then there's Dennis the Menace, Slappy, Ecclectique ... and so many more great ones.

Clueless gets my vote, when you include his/her sign-off line. Haven't heard/seen anything from him/her in ages. You still out there boy?

This has been revived by the kind people at Audiogon. Thanks for asking about it Slipknot1 and to Nrchy for starting the thread.

Albert,
In one week I've ostracized half of Audiogon trying to be witty. Your talent has firmly placed me into retirement.