Who's got the best user name?

There are lots of descriptive or hillarious user names being employed here, but which ones are your favorites?

nrchy01-30-2005 5:26pm

swampwalker Details Discussions Posts This discussion Message User 5,138 posts 02-20-2005 at 03:23am Copy Comment URL Report Comment Edit Delete Clueless gets my vote, when you include his/her sign-off line. Haven't heard/seen anything from him/her in ages. You still out there boy?
albertporter Details Discussions Posts This discussion Message User 4,949 posts 05-25-2005 at 05:51pm Copy Comment URL Report Comment Edit Delete This has been revived by the kind people at Audiogon. Thanks for asking about it Slipknot1 and to Nrchy for starting the thread.
phaelon Details Discussions Posts This discussion Message User 1,053 posts 02-27-2006 at 01:59am Copy Comment URL Report Comment Edit Delete Albert, In one week I've ostracized half of Audiogon trying to be witty. Your talent has firmly placed me into retirement.
albertporter Details Discussions Posts This discussion Message User 4,949 posts 02-27-2006 at 05:34am Copy Comment URL Report Comment Edit Delete Phaelon, thanks for the compliment. I wish all of those members were still posting here. It's more fun with everyone joining in.
joeylawn36111 Details Discussions Posts This discussion Message User 574 posts 02-28-2006 at 04:59pm Copy Comment URL Report Comment Edit Delete Great work Albert. Very funny.