Who's got the best user name?

Albert, I just ran across this thread and you've got my eyes watering with laughter. Fantastic!

I'd vote for "Clueless" -- it's a name I can relate to more often than not ;-) Special mention to Brainwater and Gumbydammit.

Then there's Dennis the Menace, Slappy, Ecclectique ... and so many more great ones.

Clueless gets my vote, when you include his/her sign-off line. Haven't heard/seen anything from him/her in ages. You still out there boy?

Albert,
In one week I've ostracized half of Audiogon trying to be witty. Your talent has firmly placed me into retirement.

Phaelon, thanks for the compliment. I wish all of those members were still posting here. It's more fun with everyone joining in.