Funniest sales pitch

What is the funniest sales pitch you've read? My current favorite is one I just read today. It was,"I'm selling these speakers because they are too good for me."

makersmark07-07-2004 7:15pm

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rooze Details Discussions Posts This discussion Message User 580 posts 07-13-2004 at 07:41pm Copy Comment URL Report Comment Edit Delete I'm selling my entire Vinyl collection, all pre 1980, scratched and warped but in otherwise excellent condition. Selling to get back into 8 track.
ultraviolet Details Discussions Posts This discussion Message User 105 posts 07-20-2004 at 04:05pm Copy Comment URL Report Comment Edit Delete My new favorite: There's a $50,000 pair of speakers on here that the owner is calling "Giant Killers"
larryi Details Discussions Posts This discussion Message User 3,761 posts 07-20-2004 at 07:06pm Copy Comment URL Report Comment Edit Delete I like the one about selling equipment to pay for the boob job for the stripper girlfriend. To me, the big tipoff that the seller is not a REAL audiophile is that he has his priorities straight.
sean Details Discussions Posts This discussion Message User 6,231 posts 07-21-2004 at 06:56am Copy Comment URL Report Comment Edit Delete If those $50K speakers are "giant killers", the other speakers must literally be "Paul Bunyan" sized : ) Sean >
ultraviolet Details Discussions Posts This discussion Message User 105 posts 07-21-2004 at 03:51pm Copy Comment URL Report Comment Edit Delete Nope, found a new one today. Black Mountain Cable. Girl in a thong bent over with cords draped across her back. Never heard of the company, for some reason I just want to buy some... A picture really is worth a thousand words.

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