You might be an audiophile if...

...each of your speakers weigh more than you do.

...you've changed one or more of your components more frequently than you
brush your teeth.

...it makes sense to put together just one more system to go along with the
other six you already have setup throughout your house, and the four in
storage (there is still the cellar stairs after all...you can fit a chair there at the
bottom, and carpet the stairs and add some Echo Busters..)

...your LP collection requires its own separate room.

...not only do you know what the "Fred's Head Mod" is, you actually have the
green and blue pens to prove it.

your stereo system was put together by selecting equipment from Stereophile's Reccommended Components list!*>)

the power cord attached to your amplifier cost more than your amplifier!

I couldn't resist!*>)

if beg your friends not to but that BLOWS system at the super store, and convince them to give you the money to buy used off the 'Gon. If your sytstem is worth more than your car$(OK my car).

...if you can hear your amp stands
...if you keep your VPI on 24/7