You might be an audiophile if...

your living room is arranged around your speakers, and your speakers visually dominate the room, being several feet from any walls.

Thanks for all the responses. These have been great. Although I see myself in waaay too many of these. I'll add a few more.

You might be an audiophile if -

You are mentioned in your local Krell dealer's will.

You have more than 20 unused interconnects sitting in a box somewhere.

Too heck with dedicated circuits. You ask the local electric company put in a dedicated transformer for your house. AND THEY DO IT. :o)

Boa2 is the winner so far!!!!!!

(I thought I was nuts!?)

You need to sell your excess audio gear to pay for taxes you should have been saving toward instead.

You might be an audiophile if you keep the major appliances out on your front porch so the "motor hum" doesn't intrude on your system.

You might be an audiophile if you schedule family vacation trips only to those destinations that have high end audio salons and adequate vinyl shopping opportunities.