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This is pretty funny and probably true for most of us


"MY BIGGEST FEAR IS WHEN I DIE MY WIFE WILL SELL MY HI-FI SYSTEM...

...FOR WHAT I TOLD HER IT COST. "  :-)
mofimadness
bigkidz
3,420 posts
 
let me know when you guys plan on kicking the bucket so I can swoop in and take it all off your wifes hands!  I can even shed a tear or two while doing that for you!

Happy Lisening!


tgrisham
1,291 posts
 
I've got just the thing. Bose surround sound coffin system. Tuned for your sized eternal resting place and continuously plays your favorite music. You'll never tire of it. 
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asvjerry
4,961 posts
 
tgrisham, sounds like a potential 'audiophile hell'...

First thing that would happen is your spirit/ghost decides on an upgrade.

Second, a potential 'system glitch';  something 'skips', a 'locking groove', 'stutters', 'hummmmm', power loss....name your terror, it may await you.

Third, warranty coverage.  I don't know of any techs that make 'house calls' to crypts....and who might make that call for service, anyway.  I can hear That Call already, and the response on the other end of the call...

"You want us to do What?!"

It's like getting parts for the flying saucer in my garage....the parts are cheap, but the shipping is literally out of this world...;)
ebm
9,311 posts
 
My wife knows what everything costs and she doesn't care as long as i enjoy it which i do.
bondmanp
1,834 posts
 
I usually tell my wife the real price of gear I take down to the Man Cave. But... I always have the total for my wife’s non-essential spending for the most recent quarter on hand. She is a sport-shopper, spending thousands on stuff we don’t need, because, you know, it was ON SALE! So, when she asks how much that new DAC costs, I tell her, "less than you spent at Kohl’s for the last three months." Boom. That’s the end of that conversation.
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