@jones4music
Do you show up to parties with no gifts?
No. I don’t attend parties where the hosts are trying to sell me something.
Do you up a salesman time to test drive cars knowing you will buy it used?
No. I’ve never upped a salesperson
Do you hesitate when out with a group to see if someone else will pick up the tab?
No. I wait cautiously and politely.
Do you grab the first appetizer and the eat the last pig-on-blanket?
Yes and No. If the first appetizer is a crusted lamb chop, yes. If it’s the last p-o-b, No . There’s probably a reason…
Maybe you are a mooch. Maybe not.
Maybe I’m a mooch. Maybe I’m not. But I’m a pretty good buyer :-)