Synergistic Research Cable Risers?

One must take into account that there is a slight and constant bend in the cable where it is hung onto the cable risers.  Have four or five of these "static" bends per speaker cable and you have created series of resistances which when compounded does not allow the signal to pass completely unimpeded.

The obvious solution is balloons, string and helium.  Inflate the balloons with helium, and tie one end of the string to the balloon and the other around the cable.  The secret sauce here is that as the inflated balloons lose their buoyancy, at different loss rates, it creates constantly changing cable angles where attached to the string, and this multiplicity of angulation of the four or five balloons results in a smoother flowing of the audio signal.

Flatlanders, nervous nellies, and Debbie downers who have not tried this in your own house, with your own gear, you have no basis for any negative commentary.

No matter what the naysayers say, remember that link I provided on the previous page. If an incredibly thin piece of plastic wrap can throw off the performance of a capacitor, imagine what laying a cable on a carpet made entirely of synthetic crap can do.

All the best,
Nonoise

Does anyone make cable "lower-ers"?  I think I'll dig a trench in my listening room and bury the puppies. 
Wayyyy to much time on our hands today.  -John

If an incredibly thin piece of plastic wrap can throw off the performance of a capacitor

That’s a wank too, as it’s not ac music signal they're showing the effect on, but minuscule mF capacitance the test gear leads (which they conveniently don’t show) are in different positions, and could even be cross over for some shots, this is more the reason.
Take any capacitance meter and it will show those minuscule mF or uF differences when measuring the same cap twice with the leads moved around.

That’s a wank too

Nice George.
Although pretty sure not that many of the USA guys get that as it is Brit speak.
Good to see the colonies keeping up with the Joneses!
😉😉