Your memory of Audio Marketing, esp. B.S.


O.K. most of us old f--ts remember "the Copper Top Battery,  "when it rains, it pours", "I'd walk a mile for a Camel"(wouldn't go accross the street for a woman), "the quicker picker upper" and so very much more.  Kind of sad that most of us can do a commercial product jingle from an ad that hasn't been used for 20+ years.

My question is, what are/is some of the great Audio marketing B.S. phrases, slogans..etc. from the extended history of audio/high-end audio.  The first one is (with Ella) "is it live or is it Memorex", and of course we knew that Ella was great and Memorex was not. 

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What was the company who recently advertised in stereophile about having a 1-horsepower amplifier? Seriously. What the hay? I'm listening to music, not being dragged towards the sonic horizon.
Stereo Review/Julian Hirsch!          And the bleat goes on, on, on.......(ad nauseam)
Here is the real thing

"The Orange Duplex.... We then apply all Orange Fuse processes, including a multi-stage high voltage treatment first developed to improve current and voltage transfer in our limited edition Galileo SX PowerCell. We then apply the same UEF Compound developed for the Galileo SX PowerCell for our most holographic duplex to date. The accumulative result is a more three dimensional and higher resolution duplex that never sounds strident despite its high resolution. …..."

No I haven’t tried one out, I would never pay $285 for a receptacle, money back guaranty or not.