Yes, I actually bother to read such drivel. Otherwise, how you gonna know its drivel? We read him so you don't have to!
Knowing I have the power to make @millercarbon 's knee jerk whenever I want to, as often as I want to is what keeps me going. I feel like I can bypass his frontal lobes and directly stimulate his knee-jerk response long before he has the opportunity to process anything consciously is a little overwhelming. I love it.