Most amusing album or song titles

Joe Walsh : “ The Smoker you Drink, the Player You Get .”  1973. 
Mott the Hoople : “ Knee Deep in the Hoopla” ( 1972 ?) . 

“Put your Biscuits in the Oven and Keep your Buns in the Bed” by
Kinky Friedman and the Texas Jewboys...real song and real band!

"If You Play With My Mind You're Gonna Get Your Hands Dirty", written by Cornell Hurd (formerly of San Jose, California, an Austin tradition since 1979), recorded by the great Springfield, Missouri band The Skeletons (found on their Waiting album).

Yeah. This Audiogon ain´t big enough for both of us.

This Town Ain´t Big Enough for Both of Us - Sparks, 1974  (US band, quite surprisingly, isn´t it)
https://youtu.be/-ztSKDbDRXc

"Manic Compression" LP by Quicksand.