The "Very Best Record Cleaning Formulation"


The "Very Best Record Cleaning Formulation"

 

I am providing this formulation for all who are interested in the very best, and can be proven and demonstrated to be the "Very Best". It can easily be made from available ingredients. On the surface, it appears to be very simple. However, it is based on extensive complex chemistry along with precise mathematical calculations and verifiable data.

 

You may use it with absolute confidence and be truly assured that it is beyond doubt the "Very Best". You may use it for your personal needs. Or, archival entities may use it for their purposes with confidence. Or, you may choose to start an enterprise that makes and packages quantities as either a "ready-to-use" or a "Semi-concentrated" version for sale and distribution knowing that nothing better exists. You have my blessings and encouragement with one condition. And, that is, that the pricing represents a "fair margin", and, not an obscene gouging, typical for such products.

 

Initially, I had prepared a presentation that briefly introduced myself, and provided the thought processes, design parameters, and the necessary basics of chemistry, physics, and mathematics to assure you and allow you to be absolutely confident in this formulation. I made a considerable effort to keep it as simple, but, also as thorough enough to achieve this confidence. However, that presentation entailed 5,239 words, typical of such a requirement, however, unacceptable in length by this website forum.

 

I have no option other than to offer the formulation as a 100% parts by weight version suitable to produce 1 Kilogram of the cleaner, and, invite you to question me about any aspect of the formulation.

 

Professionally, I am a Chemist, more specifically a Polyurethane Chemist. I have a Doctorate in Chemistry as well as two other Doctorates and a M.B.A.. I held prominent positions in significant corporations before being encouraged to start our (wife and I) manufacturing facility servicing those I previously worked for. We started, owned, and fully operated this business. We eventually obtained 85+% Market Share in our sector in Medical, Automotive, Sporting Goods, and Footwear areas before retirement.

 

The Audio Industry is extremely technical and many brilliant minds have contributed their talents over the decades in order that we may enjoy music today as we choose. Like many other technical industries, those of lesser minds and values invade the arena with their "magical" inspired revelations and offer their "magical" ingredients and items to all at extremely high prices. They promise that if only we are willing to part with our money - they can provide these items to you that make your audio system sound as if the orchestra, or vocalist, is in your room with you. And, after all, "magical items" must be expensive, otherwise, they would not be "magical".

 

This disturbs me enormously, and, it is for such reasons, I feel compelled to provide realistic and truthful information that conforms to basic Engineering, Chemistry, Physics, and Mathematical Principals in those areas with which I am very knowledgeable and familiar.

 

          "Ultimate Record Cleaner Solution"

 

   Ingredient                                          Amount by Weight (Grams)

 

Distilled Water                                     779.962

 

Ethyl Alcohol                                       220.000

 

Tergitol 15-S-7 (Dow Chemical)            0.038  (Approx. = 2 Drops)

                                                         1,000.000

 

Important and/or Relevant Criteria

 

1.)  Distilled Water ONLY. Do not use deionized, tap, rain, or spring water. Distilled Water is readily available in most grocery stores. Check labeling to be certain that it is distilled and not deionized. The pricing is comparable.

 

2.)  Ethanol must be purchased at a "Liquor Store" or a "Liquor Control Board" that is suitable for human consumption, and the appropriate taxes must be paid. This assures that the alcohol consists of only Ethyl Alcohol and water. You need to purchase the 95+% version, also known as 180+ Proof. NOTHING ELSE is acceptable. (100% Ethyl Alcohol is not available under "normal" circumstances). Denatured alcohol from a Hardware Store or elsewhere is PROHIBITED, as well as ANY other alcohols.

 

3.)  Tergitol 15-S-7 is made by Dow and is available on the internet in small quantities from Laboratory Supply Houses such as Fisher and Advance, etc.. I have no affiliations with either Dow Chemical, or Fisher, or Advance. You MUST use Tergitol 15-S-7 ONLY. No other Tergitol product is acceptable for this designed formula, and you need to acquire the undiluted form only.

 

4.)  The above cleaner formula will result in a non-foaming (VLF) Surfactant Formulation that exhibits the following:

            Surface Tension of 28.5 dynes/centimeter @ 20 C. (68.0 F.)

            Surface Tension of 28.2 dynes/centimeter @ 25 C. (77.0 F.)

 

5.). A Surface Tension of 28.5 dynes/centimeter is Remarkable and will properly clean records of all organic soilings, and all oily substances, as well as very significant amounts of inorganic soilings.  This available Surface Tension coupled with the Azeotropic Characteristics of very rapid evaporation and spotless drying occur because of the selection of Ethyl Alcohol and the very specific concentration determined as 22.00% p.b.w., further improves the products abilities.  The "Ease-of-Use" and "Spot-Free" results are to be accepted.

 

6.). Be aware that an "ideal temperature of use" also exists for this formulation.  And, that reasonable temperature is 40 C. (104.0 F.). Further increases in temperature offers no improvement, therefore, confirming the proper use of the term "ideal". I mention this not because of of any substantial improvement, but, only to be aware of its’ existence. And, if you have a choice to utilize a room that is warmer than another, select the warmer room closer to 104.0 F. There is no need to elevate the temperature of the records or the materials. Simply be aware that 104.0 F. Is ideal.

 

If interest is expressed in this submission, I am willing to provide additional submissions regarding other materials, and, other areas of interest.  Such as"Best Contact Substance", "Best lubricants for turntables", " Better Dampening Materials" for turntables and tonearms, and, most significantly, "Best" material for "Turntable Platter/Vinyl Record Interface" usually called "Record Mats". The last item will certainly disturb many individuals and anger many suppliers.

 

Whatever I may contribute is substantiated by Science and Testing, and Verifiable. Science has no Opinions. Opinions in these matters are best reserved for those who rely on their imagination and wishful thinking.

 

Also, I have no vested interests in this Industry. Simply possess some scientific knowledge that also relates to some aspects of the Audio Area, and I am willing to share that information if requested!

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@wizzzard

"I know Engineers, and, you sir are no Engineer"

You're attempt at using the infamous "Benson Quayle" debate line as an insult is pathetic.  Just make sure you tell U.S. Navy and NAVSEA that they were wrong to award me the Engineer of the Year twice which no one else has ever done, or to use the manuals I wrote for the design of some nuclear submarine fluid systems, or to use the host other documents and designs that will be in-use and in-service with some to the end of this century.

Otherwise, now that you are back, having not abandoned people, and you claim this forum-post as your own, I have no reason to further participate which should just make your day.   

@wizzzard 

I just had a knee replaced and shoulder muscles reconnected. I am way far from being upset with anything.

@mijostyn: "Don’t bogart that joint, my friend, pass it over to me." But seriously, hope your recovery from pretty serious surgery is speedy. In the meantime, careful with that tonearm and stylus 😉 .

@lewm 

Sorry about my abrupt actions on 30 July 2023!  But, I went back in time some 55 years and did get very emotional, which in turn, triggered my Auto-Immune condition.  Perhaps, at some other time, I may relate the events which led to that stage, but for now, it is irrelevant.  I would like to now finish my statement to you.  Fortunately I am in a better position now because I now know your complete formulation that has pleased you for over 25 years using you VPI device (the same device I have and used for about the same time period) and, I was able to find my misplaced Triton X 100, which was not in my home lab, but in my basement.  Also I now understand that your rinse after washing as your standard procedure with deionized water.  Please correct me if I got anything wrong!

If you do not mind, I took the liberty  to convert your formulation into a parts by weight formulation.  I need you to know that I did so for strictly selfish, personal reasons because my mind functions much better in weights and equivalents than in parts by volume.  Therefor, your formulation in parts by weight at 20 C. is as follows:

                Water, Deionized @ 20 C.                        79.022 %

                98% Isopropyl Alcohol @ 20 C.               20.865 %

                Triton X 100 @ 20 C.                                 0.113 %    

                Total                                                        100.000 %

The conversions I used are as follows:

                Water, Deionized @ 20 C.                    =  0.998203

                Isopropyl alcohol 100%  @ 20 C.         =  0.785401

                Triton X 100 @ 20 C.                            =  1.06501

                Your 98% Isopropyl alcohol @ 20 C.    =  0.789656

Previously I mentioned to use a lesser amount of Isopropanol.  This was not to "improve" the formulation, but, merely that it was unnecessary to use the extra percentage that you were using.  So, there is no need to alter your existing content of alcohol.  However you are using about 5 times as much Triton X 100 (4.96 to be more precise) as necessary.

I am certain that if you reduce your Triton X 100 level about 20% of what you are presently using, that is, volumetrically, you will find the cleaning ability to be about the same.  Not much better, not much worse, and, I am referring to the cleaning ability only.  I was able to make some calculations and also measurements.  We should go by the measurements.  Using your formulation as you have been using for years, the Surface Tension at 20 C. (68 F.) is 30.0 dynes/centimeter, and, at 25 C. (77 F) it is 30.7 dynes/centimeter.  If you were to agree to my suggestion, and reduce the Triton X 100 as indicated, the Surface Tension at 20 C. (68 F.) is 31.2 dynes/centimeter, and at 25 C. (77 F.) it is 30.9 dynes/centimeter.  Yes, if is higher, but, not as significant when you consider that the differential is a resultant of a level 4.96 times greater.

Now, I know, you are aware that your water and IPA demonstrates a relatively rapid evaporation rate similar to Ethanol.  IPA is unique in that its’ evaporation rate initially is faster at the onset than at its’ latter stage.  Unlike Ethanol and Methanol which are relatively constant.  That characteristic is more of an advantage than a disadvantage.  I wanted you to be aware, if you were not, because it determines your behavioral processes.

I also know that you know that your IPA/Water blend is azeotropic as is Ethanol/Water.  Although Triton X 100 is not a typical primary or secondary alcohol structured surfactant, it is, however, a octyl phenol stemmed, and is terminated with a hydroxyl group.  Therefor, the azeotropic characteristics of your blend does carry. a portion of the X 100 along during its rapid evaporation.  It may not be as high as the 60% "carry factor" as with Tergitol 15-S-7, but, it certainly would exist at a level of at least 30% to 35%.  Sorry I can not be more specific, because I would actually have to determine the value to be specific.

Triton X 100 is a good choice for cleaning records, but, it is a high-foaming, film-forming surfactant.  It must have film forming characteristics in order to bo high-foaming.  Just think of blowing bubbles as a child.  The better the film forming ability, the larger and more stable bubbles can be formed.  Unlike Tergitol 15-S-7 which is very low foaming and more of a wetting and leveling agent.

So, unlike the previous incorrect answer you received, your azeotropic rapid evaporating blend of IPA and water is significantly reducing the amount of Triton X 100 remaining on the record.  (In this particular case, I am considering a 30 to 35 percent reduction as significant, because you are actually using 4.96 the required amount.). That coupled with your vacuum device you may not need to rinse your records if you lower your concentration of Triton X 100.  However, you stated that rinsing is now always part of your process.  In that case, may I strongly suggest that you use your 25% parts by volume IPA in deionized water as your rinse media rather than just deionized water.  That would be very significant.

Rinsing in only distilled water proved to be a problem.  You only need to read my response to @mijostyn, what my wife determined under her microscope.  It is worth the read.  Most people do not conceive the amount of contaminants in our atmosphere that can cause problems after cleaning.  We were discussing Ultrasonics, but it is almost as relevant in this case as well.

Sorry about my late response but my travels to the Hospital for two tests became very complicated, and I had to be kept until yesterdays’ release.

Any other questions, I hopefully will be able to respond more promptly.

Wizzzard                 

P.S. I expected the Surface Tensions as calculated to be a bit lower, I was surprised a bit at the readings I received.  But, we need to go by actual readings and not theoretical calculations.  Also, I now also need to correct the recommended level of Triton X 100 I previously informed you of.  I stated to use 11 to 12 drops, recommending 12 drops.  Now that I located my Triton X 100 the actual amount should be 9 to 10 drops, and 9 drops being a bit more precise.  Calculations are good, but actuality is much better.  Sorry about that!                                     

                

@mijostyn 

I had prepared a detailed statement.  Yes, I did take sealing materials of vacuum pumps into consideration as well.  I did that because I was using a VPI 17 vacuum device.  Now, I should tell you, after almost 30 years, the pump is not leaking one little bit.  But that means absolutely Nothing, especially in you case.  Ethanol was selected over the other alcohol alternatives of Isopropyl alcohol and Methyl alcohol.  N-Propanol and Butyl alcohol can not be used.  Ethanol was selected because it was the alcohol least likely to affect the "majority" of sealing materials.

But, again, that means nothing.  Alcohols are most unusual with regard to seals and sealing materials.  One that is harmless to one type of seal, is destructive to another, and visa versa.

Rather than give a dissertation, I now think it may be better if you can tell me what type/kind of seal you have, or, if the manufacturer has it listed.  You can also tell me what kind of unit you are using, or, if you know the name of the pump manufacturer.  I have giant catalogs here at home, and if I had more information, it would be easier for me to look up.  If it is a lip seal. or double lip seal, I have thousands of various diameters of of various materials that I would gladly send to you a few, if that is the case and if you wish.  Obviously, these would be free.  So, hopefully your pump is using a lip seal, which is most common.  I only would need to know the diameter of the shaft, and the outside housing.  And, I am not exaggerating about thousands.  When our local garage mechanic can not locate a seal, he then gives me a call.

I will await some further information.

Wizzzard