Can we contribute

@audition__audio  , "hammered dog $hit?"

As in, ". . . sounds like hammered dog $hit."

@audition__audio   Amen, sir. Having to guess as to what the reviewer may or may be trying to say is tiresome at best. A healthy dose of honest reviews sure would be nice...

@immatthewj , lol.

Some of these are great. If only the mags would adopt a few of these.

"...burnt to a crisp..."

FUBAR (either one)

"...boat anchor..."

"...melodious..."

"...micro-detailed..." (or "-detailing")

It’s when you notice the adjectives are getting a bit heavy-handed or stretching the limits of definitive copy....

(The first 3 would be very rare, but likely more appreciated...;)...)

I find myself quite often attempting to leverage my experience(s) as a "seasoned audiophile" to help me in my "other life." (I even started a topic on this forum with this title a while back).

Now, thanks to you guys, I have even more colorful language to share with others on those occassions where events simply leave me lost for words: after a mediocre home-cooked meal prepared by friends/family, when introduced to a new (unruly) puppy, or after sitting thru their detailed (expert) viewpoint on world events.

Thank you.

And "agility" can be used to descdrible a component that can reproduce sound that is both energetic, and controlled.