Trolling? Seriously?? It's completely ridiculous to expect a speaker manufacturer like Greg to offer a return policy. Every pair of speakers is custom-made to order. Special and custom orders are rarely returnable for anything boutique or bespoke.
There are so many audio manufacturers in the world that it's impossible to hear them all, have you noticed? Pick one you have heard. If you get intrigued by something, not in your area, make an effort rather than being lazy and thinking "If I don't like it, I'll return it." The problem is the folks who do return things, tend to do it over and over. So by having a policy that doesn't allow it, Greg probably avoids a load of high-maintenance (even for this crowd) folks looking for a home demo. I'm a big fan of home demos but also realize when it's impossible or impracticable.